Lost Found or Stolen
$100 Reward! Lost brown dog answers to name of Colonel Klink. No calls after 3PM
Found – Brown paper lunch sack filled with dog crap. Slightly burned. Will return to owner for $10.00 Call Clancy 918-855-9255
Found wallet with $450.00 dollars. Driver License says Mark Wymer of Oolagah. Thanks a lot Mark. That money came in handy! I’ll mail your empty wallet back for $50.00 – Ken Timmons 918-437-7920
Found brown dog. No calls before 3pm – Mr. Quimby 585-9499
Lost my rent money at the casino. My wife is going to kill me. I Would glady accept help from strangers. Charlie 918-477-0352
Slightly used gay porn for the 1930's and 40's. Will sell massive collection to highest bidder Email bids to: antiqueporn@amazon.com
Gently used condoms and tampons. Call Art 757-396-2166
Do it yourself colonoscopy - 1-800-MED-HOME
For Sale - Wax Replicas of my manhood. Carlo 405-273-0917
Gold fish for sale $1.00 each. Wally Knox 918-757-5301
Wanted to Buy
I buy fresh dead animals. Paul's Roadkill Cafe 405-757-2090
Used lingere needed for private fashion shows. Call 918-810-4174. Ask for T-Bone
Incriminating pictures and videos of me were stolen. I'd really like to get those back. I will pay top dollar. No questions asked. Quincy 705-585-9001
Up-skirt photos wanted. erolp3k1@yahoo.com
Personal Ads
Man with odd shaped penis seeks toothless woman. - yates365@hotmail.com
Pat, you are one hot lover. Thanks for rockin my world last night. Keep it coming. - Jessie
If anybody is wondering Debbie Donofrio wears men's breifs. I find it very un lady like. - Mitch
Last week I picked up a hooker. I offered her 50 bucks for oral sex. After she delivered the goods I called the police and snuck out the bathroom window. Does anyone know if getting oral sex from a transvestite makes me gay?
Woody, I miss you bad. come back to me. - Clyde
Dirk, I got that stain out of your pants. You owe me one good buddy. - Doyle
Looking for someone to kill my wife and her lover. I don't have any money but I'll do anything to see them dead - Gavin 804-981-0217.
$100 Reward! Lost brown dog answers to name of Colonel Klink. No calls after 3PM
Found – Brown paper lunch sack filled with dog crap. Slightly burned. Will return to owner for $10.00 Call Clancy 918-855-9255
Found wallet with $450.00 dollars. Driver License says Mark Wymer of Oolagah. Thanks a lot Mark. That money came in handy! I’ll mail your empty wallet back for $50.00 – Ken Timmons 918-437-7920
Found brown dog. No calls before 3pm – Mr. Quimby 585-9499
Lost my rent money at the casino. My wife is going to kill me. I Would glady accept help from strangers. Charlie 918-477-0352
Stolen- Rare Koi (fancy goldfish) stolen from koi pond. Very Valuable Reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of guilty party. Todd McMaster tmaster48145@aol.com.
Most Everything For Sale
Most Everything For Sale
Build your own Outhouse Kit - Complete kit contains all plans and pre cut wood $500.00 Dick Mason Construction School 1-900-DICK-4ALL.
Learn to make toilets out of wood! - Complete instructions. Available in 2 languages! Please specify Dutch or Russian version $10.00. Dick Mason Woodcarving School 1-900-DICK-4ALL.
Learn to make toilets out of wood! - Complete instructions. Available in 2 languages! Please specify Dutch or Russian version $10.00. Dick Mason Woodcarving School 1-900-DICK-4ALL.
Slightly used gay porn for the 1930's and 40's. Will sell massive collection to highest bidder Email bids to: antiqueporn@amazon.com
Gently used condoms and tampons. Call Art 757-396-2166
Do it yourself colonoscopy - 1-800-MED-HOME
For Sale - Wax Replicas of my manhood. Carlo 405-273-0917
Gold fish for sale $1.00 each. Wally Knox 918-757-5301
Wanted to Buy
I buy fresh dead animals. Paul's Roadkill Cafe 405-757-2090
Used lingere needed for private fashion shows. Call 918-810-4174. Ask for T-Bone
Incriminating pictures and videos of me were stolen. I'd really like to get those back. I will pay top dollar. No questions asked. Quincy 705-585-9001
Up-skirt photos wanted. erolp3k1@yahoo.com
Personal Ads
Man with odd shaped penis seeks toothless woman. - yates365@hotmail.com
Pat, you are one hot lover. Thanks for rockin my world last night. Keep it coming. - Jessie
If anybody is wondering Debbie Donofrio wears men's breifs. I find it very un lady like. - Mitch
Last week I picked up a hooker. I offered her 50 bucks for oral sex. After she delivered the goods I called the police and snuck out the bathroom window. Does anyone know if getting oral sex from a transvestite makes me gay?
Woody, I miss you bad. come back to me. - Clyde
Dirk, I got that stain out of your pants. You owe me one good buddy. - Doyle
Looking for someone to kill my wife and her lover. I don't have any money but I'll do anything to see them dead - Gavin 804-981-0217.
